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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Not Quite "Husband of the Year" Material

I admit I laughed upon reading this story, and then I felt bad because a woman actually died in a grisly way. I'll just post the text without further comment, go ahead and make up your own jokes and laugh if you feel like it:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. ...

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Personally, I am looking for a woman that will let me watch the sports highlights in bed while we engage in the sex/cuddling. There's my personal ad.

In a slightly less violent category, there's this guy:

ROME, Italy (Reuters) -- A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later, news agency Ansa said. ...

After filling the tank, the husband drove away -- without noticing that his 30-year-old wife, originally from Georgia, had got out of the car to go to the toilet.

Maybe they can book this guy on the Macedonian version of Dr. Phil's show.