That Finger in the Chili Bowl
I was wondering how hard up someone would have to be to cut off a finger in order to hatch a plot to defraud a fast food restaurant. As it turns out, the finger tip was severed in a work accident months before it ended up in a serving of Wendy's chili. While still dishonest, this at least is somewhat enterprising (what would you do with your severed finger?), rather than merely sick.