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Friday, April 22, 2005

Draft Toilet Humor

Tony Kornheiser summed up my thoughts on the NFL Draft rather well in the opening of PTI Wednesday and Thursday. Here's Wednesday (paraphrased):

Mike Wilbon: "Tony, everyone wants to know, who's going number one?"

Kornheiser: "Not me, I just went, so I'm good for the next 30 or 40 minutes."

And then on Thursday:
Wilbon: "Word is the Dolphins are looking at receivers, Tony, would you take Braylon Edwards if you were going number two?"

Kornheiser: "I don't know, would he fit in the stall?"

Also, how does Mel Kiper survive doing so much TV during draft week?