The Washington Dubyas
Shouldn't they wait to sell the team so that a new ownership can choose the new nickname and logo? That way, if the owner is an egomaniac, he can name the team after himself even (as is the case with the NBA's expansion Charlotte Bobcats).
Red, white and blue, rah, rah. I'm sure the fat Midwestern tourists on the Mall will buy up the merchandise since it goes nicely with their American flag t-shirts.
Man, I really need to get back on a regular blogging schedule cuz by the time I get to the keyboard these days I'm absolutely choking on the snark.